Thursday, December 18, 2014

Tonto's sense of humor...

One day, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were at their camp, and Tonto said "time to go get-um supplies" - The Lone Ranger says "OK, why don't you go, Tonto?" Tonto goes into town, and a couple of cowboys are standing on the corner. They say "Hey, Tonto, want to hear a joke ?" Tonto says "I likum good joke", so one of them says "Did you hear about the eyeglass maker who fell into his grinding wheel ? He made a SPECTACLE of himself"...They all laughed, then Tonto got his supplies and went out to the camp to meet the Lone Ranger...Tonto says "Hey kimosabe- you-um wanna hear joke ?" The Lone Ranger says "Sure, I like a good joke" Tonto says "Eyeglass maker fall into grinding wheel and die horrible bloody death !"...The Lone Ranger says "Tonto- that's not funny"...and Tonto says "Well, kimosabe, I guess you-um had to be there..."

Wednesday, November 26, 2014